It’s Black Friday in the town of Hatchetfield, and this holiday season’s hot ticket item is the brand new Tickle-Me Wiggly doll! He’s cute. He’s cuddly. He’s evil.
I made it my goal years ago to see Queen at some point in my life.
I’m not gay, I’m German.
Welcome to Hatchetfield…a city on the brink of Armageddon.